Funeral for the US Dollar - The Eternal Anarchist

Dearly Beloved !

We are gathered here today to witness the passing away of the US Dollar. Whose demise has long been anticipated. But who refuses to go down without a fight. Will we ever see another Con Job like the US Dollar? Will the world be deceived again into believing a piece of paper has magical purchasing power properties? Who knows? Who cares? Let’s look for the next bubble to invest in. After all as an eternal pessimist with still a small shred of optimism, I say : Why worry about tomorrow? When we may not survive today !

So on this mid December day, we are hearing more ‘death’ calls on the USD. Let’s start with : U.S. Treasury and Fed Determined to Destroy Dollar and Force Savers to Spend: Investing in a Government Hoping for a U.S. Dollar Collapse

The Dumb Twits : FedRes & Treasury want us to spend more money! When we are dead broke and unable to feed our pet goldfish. Interest rate is now at 0-0.25% . I see another bubble forming. Why save your money when goldfish food is about to explode higher. Alot higher! Buy! Buy ! Buy !! It will rise like a Gazillion times in 3 days. This will revived our Dead economy.

All the money the FedRes have given to the banks? They are holding it so that can accumulate a Gazillion dollars to corner the goldfish food market ! Why lend it out? Let’s just keep it temporarily in ‘Voodoo Treasuries’ whose legendary ability to defy gravity is well known. Rumours of its death is also greatly exaggerated. Fed unleashes greatest bubble of all: John Kemp . What does this John Kemp guy know? Probably another 2 bit hustler trying to corner the goldfish food market too.

Back to the USD, beloved let me just say that it has been a fun ride with our faithless servant the USD. Many could not see this coming. With the persuasive cunning, conniving smile on his face, who wouldn’t believe Uncle Helicopter Ben Bernanke !

Fortunately, I have smart friends in high places who says : The Great Crash of U.S. Dollar Begins Following Record Low Interest Rate. Like me he thinks the USD is going cliff diving. What fun !  With my Voodoo economics and pet goldfish “Sunny Boy”, I am going to stick my neck out and make a prediction. Looking at the wriggling tale of “Sunny Boy”, he says USDX will be at 52 by Feb 2009. It’s now at 79 (US Dollar Index). USD is Doooooom! Hahahaha ! Hahahaha ! So are we ! Crap Crap Crap!

Apart from goldfish food, where should you park your money in ? How about Gold :

Gold Alert Next Stop $1000 and Gold Stocks to Outperform Bullion
Gold and Gold Stocks 2009 Boost from Central Bank Quantitative Easing Measures
Gold Stocks B Wave Rally Underway
Gold is money

Since I have NO MONEY, the Dumb Twits in Congress stole it all, I have opted to buy goldfish. The last I heard you can extract an ounce of gold from every goldfish dead or alive ! Let’s just keep this secret to ourselves. Why do you think the price of goldfish food is going to explode higher!

 I called Uncle Helicopter Ben to insult him anonymously.

Eternal Anarchist : Is that you Uncle Helicopter Ben?
Helicopter Ben      :
Stop calling me that you Dumb Twit! Don’t insult me. I need a B52 to do the job! Call me B52 Ben you Dumb Twit !

Here is where I hung up! We are all gonna Die ! We are all gonna Die! The Dumb B52 Twit is going to kill us all !

As an Eternal Anarchist I say :
Why worry about tomorrow when we may not survive today! So until next time : ooloogumbadoyibaki ! In Zimbabwean it is either : Good Luck or Please don’t Pee in your pants !

Signing off
Chief Eternal Anarchist